thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

paralacking:

no that’s my person don’t go near my person doNT TOUCH MY PERSON THEY ARE MY PERSON AND YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME NO

pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

"Oh wtf ur hella cute" - me, to myself (via telapathetic)

(Source: proctalgia)



stunningpicture:

How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.

crystallized-teardrops:

nothing makes me more sad and mad than seeing the nicest people being treated like crap

brommunism:

remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes

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